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Clusterfsck

A particular type of general clusterfuck specifically and wholly related to the subject matter of computer systems or operations gone wrong. Such things as a botched server migration or bare metal restore from tape backup which has failed to restore a domain controller qualify. May also be used in relation to specifically Linux or Unix matters gone awry.
"That damn former administrator skipped out on us, encrypted all the databases and sent an email to the company wide distribution list demanding 1000 BTC in ransom! What a clusterfsck!"
Clusterfsck by dnbdave July 27, 2022
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South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.
clusterfuck by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterfuck 

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life
person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
clusterfuck by itsmebeany April 5, 2021

clusterfuck 

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!
clusterfuck by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Clusterfuck 

South Sudan is a clusterfuck
Clusterfuck by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019

clusterfucktastrophe 

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.
Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.
clusterfucktastrophe by twisterstory February 28, 2011

Clusterfuck 

1) a bad situation that involves many different smaller situations to create one massive insanely intense ordeal.

2)when to many things happen at once, making it extremely hard to comprehend.
1) Holy shit! i can't believe my girlfriend was fucking your boyfriend, and they both got into a car accident, and your brother just got arrested, and Jimmy is trying to commit suicide! This whole day was just one big clusterfuck!

2) Wait...i dont understand this movie, who the hell is that guy and why is he now pointing a gun at that other dude..? And when the fuck did they go to the jungle?
Clusterfuck by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010