Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof
by FemboysAreBest October 5, 2020
1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.
2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.
3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.
2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.
3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.
by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014
Mario's Power-Up Calamity
by MayKannoUrbanDiction October 6, 2020
A form of art, that only the gods of distress are capable or creating within the realm of mankind. Also known as Luca, and occasionally Maryam.
"Wow Luca, there you go with your dumb ass decisions, you finna cause calamity"
"you need to CALMamity down"
"you need to CALMamity down"
by K-375 March 4, 2019
by IAmToxix October 9, 2018
A quiet girl at first, she's the epitome of a nerd, glasses and all. Loyalty is extremely important to her, since she's had her heart broken before. Her friends are basically her sisters, all if them protective of each other. This girl will knock out a guy if he cheats on one of her besties, I mean, she's a Taurus, what do you expect? She's good at anything she sets her mind to, very headstrong but also stubborn. She LOVES music, reading, and the ULTIMATE FANGIRL. Good luck trying NOT to get hugged by her, she calls herself clingy but everybody thinks that she's just a cuddle bunny :). Has low self esteem but amazing friends always cheer her up. She has a hard home life but dismisses it with a laugh. Has a record for being the first person to laugh at something. Can be guarded at times. Loves Netflix and movies, but had no sense of fashion. Worst fear: being alone. Is someone who you am count on. Always there for you. Will get anyone to laugh. Can come up with a random topic in a snap. Sarcastic and sly at times. Believes to be undefeated at flappy bird; high score is 4. Loves to sleep and hates haters. Did I mention that she was the ultimate fangirl? Well she is. No artistic abilities whatsoever but amazing at grammar and English. That's about it...
RandomDude 1: that girl Cal is pretty awesome.
RandomDude 2: there's no chance man, she's the ultimate Calamity.
RandomDude 1: unless you're Robbie Kay...
RandomDude 2: there's no chance man, she's the ultimate Calamity.
RandomDude 1: unless you're Robbie Kay...
by CalamityCantBeBeat September 22, 2015
by Calamity'sMyHoe April 14, 2005