clownbush

An unkept or unruly pubic region. Wildly overgrown like 70's porn stars.

Wow, I really liked that girl but her clownbush was unbearable and thus a dealbreaker.

clownbush by Troy s November 10, 2007

Clownfished 

Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.

I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.

Clownfished by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021

Clownpusher 

A clownpusher is an individual ultimately struggling through varying degrees of nonsensical thinking, poor decision making, and even a lack of motor skills. These follies are often used as a means of making fun of or mocking an individual, for doing or saying something silly.

Person 1: I think pineapple on pizza is delicious!

Person 2: What the hell? You are a total clownpusher, bro.

Clownpusher by NotAClownpusher August 4, 2020

clownfish 

(of an already-dominant person) To submit to a more dominant person in a relationship, most commonly used in the context of a person becoming a malewife to support their girlboss.

"I saw this pretty girl at school today. She's super tall and hot, I'd absolutely clownfish for her."

clownfish by Pspspsps (x4) December 14, 2021

clownshoes 

An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.

You have no room to talk, clownshoes.

I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.

"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.

clownshoes by Jailhouse August 23, 2006

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019

clownshoe 

n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard

Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.

clownshoe by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003