1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard
Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.
The world is full of clownshoes.
ADJ: 1. A description or label that is put on an induvidual who typically, is not very nice, cool, down, or there for you when you need them. A clownshoe is a person that is also void of any social grace often times bellowing out without thinking or putting on a one man show that leaves everyone in a state of shock and possesses a sort of gnawing numbness of the mind.
"Did you hear that guy go off about how he was the only one in his fraternity that could chug a one gallon tub of vitamin D milk in under an hour? He was super proud of it and told the story at least five times."
"Word, that joker is three years older than we are. Can you believe it? He is most certainly destined to be nothing but a fuckin' clownshoe for the rest of his life."
a moron, a very stupid indivisual or someone who says stupid things
you wont believe what john asked me yesterday,what a clownshoe
The ultimate weapon of choice
"he was packing a clownshoe when Danny Rodriguez was killed at the DmV"
1) Clownshoe is mostly used as a subtle word used to describe banging your women. It can be used for any form of sexual pleasure.
2)It can be used to mean anything you want it to be.
1) "Yo man i clownshoed your mom last night!!"
"Last night i had my clownshoe sucked SEVEN TIMES!"
2) "you little clownshoe"
"whats for dinner mom? clownshoe spaggetti again for the love of clownshoe"