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Clam Stamp 

When a female sets her genitals on a person's forehead; commonly performed after the receiver has passed out. This event is often photographed and used for future embarrassment.

Opposite of the mushroom print.
Yo....Christopha passed out and got hit with a clam stamp form Tammy. He's going to shit when we show him the pictures.
Clam Stamp by Mr.Reno May 3, 2007

Champ Stamp 

Ken has a sweet ass champ stamp of a flaming, soaring eagle !
Champ Stamp by Steve Stevaguesen September 2, 2009

Cramp stamp 

When someone has a tattoo on their lower abdomen (where women get menstrual cramps).
Ryan: Brosef, did you snag a peek at that girls stomach when she lifted up her arms?
Martin: No you perv.
Ryan: She had a cramp stamp, broheim!
Martin: I hate tattoos.
Cramp stamp by thethird September 4, 2009

Clam Stamp 

The Female equivalent to "T-Bag"
A gaming term used when humiliating an opponent by crouching up and down on there dead pixilated body.
Dude I was playing Black ops last night and this chick clam stamped me after she no scoped me.
Clam Stamp by DeathTemptress May 4, 2011

clam stamp 

When a female on her period presses her bloody vagina to a persons forehead.
I woke up this morning only to see a clam stamp on my forehead.
clam stamp by The real Finger June 8, 2009

Clam Stamp 

To gently place your vagina on you sleeping partner's forehead in an effort to leave a short-term, sloppy impression. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their forehead you say, "You've been stamped!"
Like a snail, Lynn mounted John's head and left a wet, sloppy clam stamp.
Clam Stamp by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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