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cispicious

Adjective;
In reference to an Egg, still masquerading (to themselves and/or others) as Cisgender, acting or doing things that seem to indicate the person in question could be an Egg/Transgender.
Person 1: (cis guy): (is leaving store with a skirt)
Person 2: Hey... why do you have a skirt?
Person 1: ...
Person 2: You're acting pretty cispicious...
cispicious by Bruhsepphu May 8, 2022
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Cispicious

When you're theoretically open to date cis folks, but hesitate to do so in practice.
This cute girl hit me up and I want to meet her, but I'm feeling Cispicious.
Cispicious by WindyMorning December 9, 2023

Cispicious

A trans person being theoretically open to dating cis people, but finding it difficult in practice
A cute girl hit me up on Tinder, I want to meet her but I'm finding myself too Cispicious.
Cispicious by Blake Jester December 13, 2023

Conspicious 

Conspicious is a combination of the words Conspicuous, meaning clearly visible or attraction attention and Suspicious meaning having the belief or impression that someone is involved in an illegal or dishonest activity.
Mike: That car has been parked there everyday this week with random people going to the drivers window and leaving.
Phil: I know Mike, it's conspicious.
Conspicious by unspokenchaos June 21, 2017

Crispliciousness 

So deliciousness and crisp that it's liciousness. Can also be used to throw people of track.

Also Crisplicious
That apple is so pure crispliciousness! John is so crisplicious!
Crispliciousness by Joukai January 14, 2009

conspicious 

Acting both suspiciously and conspicuously at the same time.
That man selling drugs at the bus stop looks very conspicious.
conspicious by Rebecca September 10, 2003

Conspicious 

Seeming to be very favourable towards a violation of good taste. A combination of auspicious and conspicuous.
I would like to thank everyone here for presenting me with this award on this most conspicious of occasions. If only you were all half again as intelligent as I believe you to be, you might be able to appreciate a word of what I'm saying. Excuse me while I drop my pants.


Going to the park today would be very conspicious indeed. I hear there will be many young women there. Bring the water cannon and loofas.
Conspicious by Melaketh July 13, 2004
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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