The act of kicking a girl in the back of the head while she is mounting you.
I didn't like that bitch so i gave her the ol' Chuck Norris.
by Oakie Oakerson June 09, 2006
Once a respected actor, now just a way to be cool, I mean, seriusly, most everybody that says those damn jokes don't know about his show, or even the lever that used to be on Conan o' Brian. What has the world come to?
Chuck norris was once funny, until not funny people started bringing those jokes to school and resiteing them to everybody and thinking that they are so funny
HAHAHA
thanks for beating a dead horse
by Pat and Brandon July 20, 2006
Chuck Norris is vastly over rated.
Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.
by Dex` March 07, 2006
not as cool as bruce willis, and never will be.
wow that sucks, its so chuck norris.
by mbomb May 02, 2007
A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...
by Stanley Marsh January 10, 2007
Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.
0/\/\f9 n041o u m_mMa 1z 7e}-{ Chuck Norris 4i97!!
by i <3 chuck! March 21, 2003
Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as

the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas

Strangers.
Dude, Chuck Norris is totally gay for being in that movie.
by Fraser Sanderson May 04, 2006

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