hairy sideways mouth vagina
her cunt looks like chuck norris' mouth sideways
#chuck noris #chuck #barry gibb #norris face #cunt face
by cockheeeeead May 03, 2007
Chuck Norris is vastly over rated.
Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.
#chuck #norris #bruce #lee #kill
by Dex` March 07, 2006
Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as

the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas

Strangers.
Dude, Chuck Norris is totally gay for being in that movie.
#douchebag #homo #pansy #queer #fag
by Fraser Sanderson May 04, 2006
MMMMM...... Ok first of all the guy has a face like a slapped Cock (Hence the gay beard).
Second: He only appeals to jumped up little
trailer trash faggots with no life.(Or overweight virgins in their 40's living at their parents house).
Third: Could not "Act", his way out of a thin tissue paper bag.
Last but not Least: BRUCE LEE Do you want to see little chuck get his sizeable arse severely Kicked? Then check out "way of the dragon"

chuck norris = Does not even qualify for Capital Letters
#bruce lee #severely #kicked #norris's #arse
by England is much better than usa August 10, 2006
1.learned everything he knows from Bruce Lee
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.
Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris's ass with both hands tied behind his back.
#bruce lee #student #overrated #jeet kun do #martial arts
by ................................ January 06, 2006
the personification of all that is fake and cheesy in Hollywood. He is the epitome of how Hollywood takes beautiful and/or honorable traditions from other cultures and turns them into packaged crap.
Dances with Wolves totally Chuck Norrised the Native Americans
by Geppetto Whipple August 19, 2005
This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.
#abe lincoln #rph #chuck norris #chuck #norris
by Tyler Colvin January 24, 2008
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