hairy sideways mouth vagina
her cunt looks like chuck norris' mouth sideways
by cockheeeeead May 03, 2007
Chuck Norris is vastly over rated.
Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.
by Dex` March 07, 2006
Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as

the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas

Strangers.
Dude, Chuck Norris is totally gay for being in that movie.
by Fraser Sanderson May 04, 2006
This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.
by Tyler Colvin January 24, 2008
not as cool as bruce willis, and never will be.
wow that sucks, its so chuck norris.
by mbomb May 02, 2007
MMMMM...... Ok first of all the guy has a face like a slapped Cock (Hence the gay beard).
Second: He only appeals to jumped up little
trailer trash faggots with no life.(Or overweight virgins in their 40's living at their parents house).
Third: Could not "Act", his way out of a thin tissue paper bag.
Last but not Least: BRUCE LEE Do you want to see little chuck get his sizeable arse severely Kicked? Then check out "way of the dragon"

chuck norris = Does not even qualify for Capital Letters
by England is much better than usa August 10, 2006
The act of kicking a girl in the back of the head while she is mounting you.
I didn't like that bitch so i gave her the ol' Chuck Norris.
by Oakie Oakerson June 09, 2006

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