deer

a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.

Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.

by Nickaliszious January 1, 2009

The Deer

"The deer" represents a person that is being brutalized in either; verbal, sexual or physical form. Quite often Neuad has been known to be "the deer"

"The Deer" is always attacked by the Wolfpack

Before Ms.Evil knew it, the wolfpack had descended upon her. When they were done, she was clearly "The Deer"

Link to graphic example;
http://www.sudonym.net/images/Sketches/Wolfpack.jpg

by Supremeone January 10, 2009

deer

It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.

Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!

by Justin Willis May 9, 2005

Deer

An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.

Holy fucking shit, there is a luscious deer here in a beater, ripe for the kill.

by The cougs August 19, 2009

deer

a deer is a stupid animal that makes no noise and jumps in cars alot (beware the deer's brain shut off after a hour of thinking like a normal animal)

Shut up you deer!

by Sexy nonce January 31, 2020

Deer

a male who appears to get girls, but in reality doesn't

A: Dude, I'm totally gonna nail that chick.
B: No chance man, stop being such a deer.

by greenman81 May 13, 2011

Deer

Commonly used in Kenton ohio. Always reffering to students that go to Kenton City Schools.

You fucking deer
Stupid deer
Welcome to kenton, home of the deer

by Carlos Mencia Jr. April 18, 2007