A guy who jerks off when he gets a victory royale and eats a fat bitch after his hand workout. If you ask him to hang out he’s going to say no cause he’s too busy jerking off probably. Chris has a skill that nobody else has and that is to bust in under 1 minute. He’s still single and needs a lover so hit his line asap!
You wanna hanglater, can’t I’m too busy being a Chris Moore
A guy who has an infinite amount of bad jokes, taste in music and loves to spam your text inbox with crap. Definition of narcissism when in all actuality he has nothing to be proud of except being a douche. Wears youth medium shirts, tans in doors, would wear frosted tips in his hair if he could find a stylist drunk enough to do it.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.