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chotched 

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.
man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.

chotched by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

chotchette 

A female chotch. Please reference chotch. Briefly, a sorority girl (or wannabe sorority girl) who pretends to enjoy watching the NFL, loves eating at Chili's, still drinks domestic light beer in her 30's, plays beer pong to fit in with chotches, considers Jagermeister the "hard stuff", has extremely high levels of self-interest, has a Valley Girl accent even if from Ohio, for some strange reason cannot or will not remove her alma mater decorations from her home, car, office, and body, loves the Jersey Shore, usually a middle-manager, sometimes a yuppie, is perfectly cool with being proposed to at a large sporting event on the jumbotron, and so forth.
Dude, I think Katie is a chotchette... we drove to lunch at Chili's together in her Jeep listening to a mix of Dave Matthews Band and early '90's hip-hop. She said "totally" a lot and then ordered a Bud Light.
chotchette by the categorologist January 15, 2008

Bag of Crotches 

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
Bag of Crotches by Oh ... That girl December 26, 2008

synchronized crotches 

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!

chotcherino 

Tom Cruise is a chotcherino
chotcherino by Tedster November 28, 2005
the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.
Tawfi2’s crotches are the best said Saja.
crotches by Tawfiq loves saja August 1, 2018