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1. Chotch
Generic, well-dressed, slightly meathead-ish dude who only cares or knows about bars, chicks, and looking good. Gel, vertical striped shirts, designer jeans, and sleek black shoes are a must. In middle school, chotches wore "No Fear" and "Coed Naked" T-shirts; in high school, white baseball caps and all Abercrombie; in college, visors, wife beaters, and cargo shorts.

Chotches are 'huge' football fans, but end up checking their cell phones more than paying attention to games on TV.
And a true chotch almost certainly received "Scarface" on DVD this last Christmas.
I saw at least seventeen chotches last night at Lucky Bar.

Drop the vertical striped shirt right now, dude, or I'm going to start mistaking you for that chotch on the Real World.
by MK Jan 12, 2004 share this
2. Chotch
A guy that tries too hard - usually with the ladies. Overdressed, overdone and in general "too much". A cheesy guy who tries to strut his stuff with the females - hitting on them when they clearly have no interest.

The term comes from the show Happy Days, where the character "Chachi" exemplified such behavior.
Eww, that guy staring at me is a total chotch!
by texaschick Apr 8, 2004 share this
3. Chotch
derived from Chachi of Happy Days.
A male who tries too hard;wannabe;poser

Is usually a frat boy
"I went out with this total chotch last night. He wore his visor upside down and backwards and kept talking about putting a supercharger on his pink 85 Ford Escort."
by Breezy Apr 13, 2004 share this
4. chotch
Catch all term for anything along the lines of a jerk, douchebag, sleaze, chauvanist, ranging from playful usage to deliberate dissing. It can be used to indicate that a guy is of less worth than the average human being - literally - or as a tease.
Teasing: "Dude! What are you WEARING?! You look like such a chotch! (laughs)"

Dislike: "I F***ing hate that guy! He is SUCH a chotch! I just want to punch him in the face."
5. chotch
A guy who tries to hard to impress the ladies. The kind of guy who always seems to be dressed to a Tee, or always trying to act cool. In General someone that tries to hard..... poor guy.
Dude, stop acting like a Chotch
by -alexaslani Jun 8, 2003 share this
6. chotch
a chotch, is a male with a large ego who often makes fun of others and posesses many jock like qualities...usually they are very oblivious of their chotch-like qualities
lucian baldwin... what a chotch
by mstar Jun 26, 2003 share this
7. Chotch
A guy who cares more about gettin his dick wet then the girl/and or guy he is about to penetrate with his peni. also can be refered to as chotch monkey.
steve parker is such a chotch
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