The intentional, skillful, deceitful and often cruel act of juking-out, crossing-over, psyching-out, confusing, misleading, baiting or tricking someone who is vulnerable into a plot, trap, embarrassing-moment or minor-misfortune for ones own self-entertainment, amusement, fulfillment, humor, pleasure, revenge, or 1 up.
1. I went to push Charlie into the pool but I stopped before I made contact and he flinched so hard that he actually fell in himself.

2. Three customers have been waiting angrily for several minutes in line because my cash register light is still on but my shift is already over.

3. April 1st is National Chops Day!

4. As I texted my girlfriend that I'm leaving now, my professor said to the class "Actually, there's more!"

5. The QB Pump-Faked the defender so badly that he jumped for no reason/ The RB Juked the defender so quickly that he fell down and no one even touched him.

6. My mom got chopped into thinking I was at study hall when I really was at a friends house. She never asked so I just went along with it.

7. As I clinched my hand, I threw what seemed to be a tennis ball into the air as my dog sparky ran after it to retrieve nothingness.

8. As he took a sip of what I thought was water, we had no clue it was pure vodka.

9. I tried to purchase 300 dollars worth of clothes only for my debit card to say declined.

10. The Majority of Americans think that America is the land of the free.
by Longinus713 April 01, 2013
to smoke a Blunt that's not the full size length
We didn't have enough tree to fill up the swisher so I ripped the blunt inhalf and made it a fat chop
by ThizzBitch August 01, 2012
A C Hops is a unique creature who can be identified in his natural habitat wearing jean shorts and excessive amounts of flannel. It holds a natural, undying love for the sheep species. Though it uses its cell phone frequently, the texts may be hard to understand and resemble that of a caveman. When out with friends, it may take on a paparazzi role. Also, it has an unhealthy attachment to air mattresses.
-"This kid tagged me in 84 photos and commented on ALL of them. He's totally C Hops-ing me!"
-"Thirty sheep went missing last night. Our main suspect is C Hops."
by lambchops4ever March 05, 2011
An extremely large blunt. One that fills a swisher to the point where it looks like it hasn't been split yet and is fresh out of the package.
Person A: Yo, I just picked up an eighth, should we roll up a chop?

Person B: Ya, I got a gram on it if you wanna match.
Person A: Fo sho, the swish will be bigger then when we bought it.
by TreeP123 June 06, 2010
1. slang term for cocaine

ex: i'd like to get some chop

2. to snort cocaine

ex: i chop with hot chicks only.

a chronic cocaine user is referred to as a chopper, and gets a ranking in his circle of friends according to how much he buys. chopper 1, chopper 2...
LETS GET SOME CHOP

Should we chop tonight?
by Jonny Zip November 04, 2006
1. Used to describe the level of skill somebody has with a specific talent.

2. A short way to refer to "muttonchops", which are a style of beard.
1. The guitarist is good, but damn... that drummer has got some serious chops!; Man, that guy should give up. His acting chops are pretty weak.; I can hire you for this hit, but you gotta prove to me that you've got the chops.

2. Say what you will about the Amish, but they tend to grow out some pretty wicked chops!
by VigorousJammer June 05, 2014
Slang term for steal,rob,/when you take something thats not your belonging,or without ones permission.
'dude dont chop my jacket'
'my jacket got chopped'
by seebstein March 10, 2013

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