Definitions by MayorMcCheese

chop 

a cup of coffee

-hey get me that chop!
-naa its not done yet i think we need to clean the coffee maker

chop by MayorMcCheese January 1, 2011

zongs 

big ol' titties

-check out those zongs
-Ya!

zongs by MayorMcCheese October 3, 2010

personality 

A subtle way talk about a girls ass without everyone around you thinking your a pervert.

Wow you guys see Rachel today?
Ya shes got a great... personality.
Damn I would love to tap that... personality.

personality by MayorMcCheese November 10, 2006

band camp 

A hellish week when its +100 degrees every day and flat nasty band chicks wear little to no clothing causing nausea vomiting and often death after prolonged suffering.

OMG its so hot I hate band camp, AHHH here comes another band chick! Dont look in her eyes or you'll turn to stone!

band camp by MayorMcCheese October 18, 2006

intelligence

A subtle way talk about a girls boobs or rack without everyone around you thinking your a pervert.

Wow look at her shes got HUGE intelligence!!!

Ya shes ok but her intelligence isn't up to par.

intelligence by MayorMcCheese October 17, 2006

conch 

A powerful word that when used in an explictive way could describe pain, displeasure, or hatred. Often replaces other more common sware words.

Mike-Hey dont look now but here comes Mark.
Trevor-Wow that guy is such a conch!
Mark-Hey fuck you I heard that!
Trevor-Wow you are such a conch!
Mark-Fuck you, you conch sucker!
Trevor-Ya real good why dont you go conch your self in the face!
Mark-You know I would but I already conched all over your mom last night!
Trevor-Ya real mature bring my mom into this you conch.
Mark-You know I wouldnt have to if she didnt love the conch so much
Trevor-Fuck you!
Conch!
Asswhore!
Bitchface!
Buttmunch!
Conchsucker!
Trevor-fuck you have beaten me. ***Lays down in fetal position***

conch by MayorMcCheese October 9, 2006

irony 

A black fly in your Chardonnay

preach it Alanis you know the true meaning of irony

irony by MayorMcCheese October 9, 2006