choad

In fact when your rod is wider than its length.

Nerd: Wow that was really sour!!!!
You: It looks like you've been sucking choads all day!

by cyrusam November 3, 2006

choad

used as a greeting for a person who height to weight ratio is larger than average

hey whats up choad, ha choad

by Anonymous November 25, 2002

choad

A man that wants to marry a woman that sleeps with all kinds of men.

"That Japanese girl you are seeing is having sex with all those guys while your gone." One man says to the choad. "But I love her and people change." Storms away furious. The other man turns to his friend and says. "Whatta CHOAD."

by Drew June 8, 2004

choad

bryant's cock, that happens to be wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer.....

Bryant---LOOKEE AT MY CHOAD!!!

by DjEzE February 3, 2004

choad

a penis that is equal in gerth and length

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.

by Lance March 1, 2005

choad

Footwarts on toast, mixed with a good amount of Podge juice can create the ultimate Simon 'Beast' Shuttleworth. To lambaste or to wallpaper paste..
podge shuttleworth fookwart

Podge came in and podged shuttleworth over the desk..

by Adamo March 17, 2005

choad

Same definition, new sentence

I like choads, by the boadload.

by Jizzy LaRue March 3, 2005