A choad is a literary device used to describe a penis that is very short and thicker than it's length, that is not to say that a choad is a long penis that just happens to be wider than it is long, a choad is a stub of a penis.
A choady choad choader is a choader that choads choads... haha i had to put that in

It must be embarassing to be that guy with his pint size choad, I actually feel bad for him.
by Deibiddo May 18, 2006
A large, well defined turd with intestine lines and pieces of undigested peanuts.
Tyrone and Takeshia got out of the swimming pool fast when a large choad floated by.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
noun. Describing someone who is of lesser stature or who diplays a form of weakness. Dialect originates from Lauderdale lakes, WI.
One turtle is having coitis with another female turtle. Another turtle ambles up and knocks down the male turtle and starts having coitis with the female. As the losing turtle walks away, he can be described as a choad.
by Gregg Gillming February 26, 2005
A medium sized boy, ofcourse with a dick that is wider than it is long and a rhyming sirname. However this word is used in replacement.
Characteristics include:-
Deep Arrogance
Knowitallism
and a wide awful taste in music
"No Choads" just no
CHOADS!!!!!!!
Choads that sounds awful
I've told you many times, you can't play bass.
by Mixemotosis August 10, 2003
a penis thicker that it is long, sometimes resembling a small pepperoni pizza
my choad is thicker than a pie, but thinner than a penny
by dafadfasdf May 22, 2003
A person for whom no visual confimration is necessary to prove that their penis is, in fact, wider than it is long.
Colin and Sandy 'the pear shaped man'
by Kenyon February 08, 2003
In fact when your rod is wider than its length.
Nerd: Wow that was really sour!!!!
You: It looks like you've been sucking choads all day!
by cyrusam November 02, 2006

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