48 definitions by Lance

ghetto booty

describes females with serious package in the rear. Always out of proportion to the remainder of the bdy, but still nice looking.

J-Lo has a ghetto booty

by Lance February 5, 2005

Krosa

Formely good video game player now just an ogl noob

You are just like Krosa

by Lance October 11, 2004

gmail

gmail, or what will be known as the hotmail killer, is not a joke. it's as real as the pop ups and spam you get on micro$oft's service.

ciao hotmail

by Lance April 2, 2004

shiznazer

A person who farts at inaproprate times
and shits his pants sometimes it is a friend

get the fuck off me you shiznazer

by Lance October 22, 2004

choad

a penis that is equal in gerth and length

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.

by Lance March 1, 2005

yamp

An expressive word of discontent.

"Oh YAMP! I've been screwing around with Rebith all night and I'm still not a master electronica techno-wizard."

by Lance April 4, 2003

Trend Whore

1. One who follows and lives by the current trend (dying/spiking hair, sagging pants, using specific words in every sentence, etc)
2. One who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. They are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. They do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as Rwanda. They think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.

1. “You should bleach your hair. It’ll look really cool, especially if you spike it, too.” “Ok”

2. Trend Whore: “I hate school”
Me: “Why”
Trend Whore: “Because I have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
Me: “Well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
Trend Whore: “Uh… I guess so”
Me: “Then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
Trend Whore: “Shut up, fag. You’re gay as hell.”

by Lance April 16, 2004