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A penis that is wider than it is long, can usually be used as an insult.
Oh my god that man has got a choad.
Why did you do that you choad!
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Noun; A phallus, or penis. Also known as the Chinese Choad.
"You can suck my choad."
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not a bad word, somehing good to yell for fun
Choad!!!
by TP December 30, 2002
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a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.
A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.
by char July 30, 2003
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a word used on an internet message board to slander it's creators. The word however is used to describe the overall douchebaggedness of the individual who called them that in the first place. Thus making the definition of choad, actually kyle. So a kyle is a choad, and a choad is a kyle.
The Jakes are choads, for not putting up my threadless submission. I sent them an e-mail, but the choads never replied. Because they are after all, a bunch of non-replying choads.
by tacosaurus July 19, 2004
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1. Abnormally small and limp male genetelia.

2. Person who is small and insignificant and generally annoying.
1. "Rich get off me with that choad," shreaked Yolanda.

2. Rich, stop being such a choad.
by seedyburner July 05, 2005
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A penis that is fatter than it is long.
Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.
by XxX September 19, 2003
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