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1. It is a slang for a penis that is usually thick in appearance and short in length.
2. IT does not mean that one's penis width is larger than it's length. BECAUSE ITS IMPOSSIBLE! YOU ILLITERATE IMBECILS.
Damn, my long foreskin and my afro pubic hair makes me look like I have a choad.
by Young Stash September 25, 2006
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A thing or person that is wider than it is longer. It doesnt only apply to cocks you dumb fucks!
Mr. Flood is a choad
by Urban Dictionary June 04, 2004
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a word used on an internet message board to slander it's creators. The word however is used to describe the overall douchebaggedness of the individual who called them that in the first place. Thus making the definition of choad, actually kyle. So a kyle is a choad, and a choad is a kyle.
The Jakes are choads, for not putting up my threadless submission. I sent them an e-mail, but the choads never replied. Because they are after all, a bunch of non-replying choads.
by tacosaurus July 19, 2004
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1. Abnormally small and limp male genetelia.

2. Person who is small and insignificant and generally annoying.
1. "Rich get off me with that choad," shreaked Yolanda.

2. Rich, stop being such a choad.
by seedyburner July 05, 2005
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A large, well defined turd with intestine lines and pieces of undigested peanuts.
Tyrone and Takeshia got out of the swimming pool fast when a large choad floated by.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
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not a bad word, somehing good to yell for fun
Choad!!!
by TP December 30, 2002
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A penis that is wider than it is long, can usually be used as an insult.
Oh my god that man has got a choad.
Why did you do that you choad!
by Harry Moody February 16, 2006
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