Chamfered

The act of penetrating your girlfriend while operating the computer programme “solid works”

I totally chamfered Rachael last night, I managed to finish my coursework and keep her pleasured!

by nandossucksass December 13, 2017

Chamfer

Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.

Aye, he Chamfers Jenks

by Samwise May 23, 2003

Chamfer

Tesco worker with poor spelling and dodgy facial hair, usually Scottish

:chamfar:

by ACE|FRAG January 7, 2003

Chamfer

Oddness itself

17:22:17 @Jenkski: i = ordered pizza
17:22:21 @Jenkski: hoorah for the intreenet
17:22:43 @Chamfer: you actualyy orderd a wifer on the net
17:22:49 @Chamfer: some thailand slut0r :P

by Jenkski January 8, 2003

Chamfer

A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.

He can do a 12 inch Chamfer

by Samwise May 26, 2003

Chamfer

neanderthal troglodyte of scottish-irish descent, usually possessing ginger hair and displaying homosexual tendencies

lol, are you chamfer?

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Chamfer

To fail at something in the worst and most embarassing possible fashion

"He chamfered that shot good and proper"

by BombBomb May 24, 2003