wifer 

A guy who spends all his time with his girlfriend instead of his friends.

Guy1: Moe is never around anymore...

Guy2: Yeah ever since he got a girlfriend he has no time for anyone but her...

Guy1: What a WiFeR!!

wifer by Mario G October 6, 2006

Wifer 

Tony Duenas

Stop being a Tony Duenas hang out with us for once.

He is not going to be at the BBQ he turned in to a Wifer.

Wifer by ohIsee howthis works September 6, 2010

wifer up

Verb.
"Wife her up"

Use in order to tell your boy that a girl is so tight you should make her your wife.

Or, use derogatory to make fun of someone who is whipped.

That girl is bangin'. You gotta wifer up before someone else does.

Dude, youre with that chick all the time. You gonna wifer up or what?

wifer up by Chevin Kerry January 13, 2008

Second Wifer 

A stereotypical American male who has remarried and acts totally different, usually ignoring his old friends and changing his personality to match his new marriage. A weak-willed man who acts like he discovered some deep truth about life after getting married the second time, to the annoyance of all

"I haven't seen him since he went all second wifer on us."

"Second wifer is too good for us now."

Second Wifer by Oneofthembadtimes September 23, 2011

hot wifer

A version of Cuchold and soft open relationship. A man who likes his wife/gf to have male lovers.

Davis is a Hot Wifer. He loves for his wife to have male lovers.

hot wifer by davidgarcia February 10, 2018

Beat by wifer 

A Beat by wifer is like a wife beater (white sleeveless shirt) but it's black instead. (Opposite of white is black.... opposite of someone who beats their wife is someone who get's beat by their wife)

"Charlie wore a beat by wifer to his best friends funeral, I know you're suppose to wear black at funerals but come on!"

Beat by wifer by zerk April 20, 2009

Nilla Wafer 

AAVE slang derived from a brand of sweet snack that’s similar to a vanilla wafer. It describes a light skinned Caucasian person. Depending on usage it can be said neutrally, cheekily, or condescendingly. It can have implications similar to the slang “vanilla wafer” referring to a person who is unadventurous. In that context “nilla wafer” suggests a person has little exposure to cultural media, customs, and cuisine outside of their white racial experiences.

“I saw her on that show where she was booty shaking and trying to rap. I was like, ‘Okay, nilla wafer.’”

Nilla Wafer by lovely rat kitten September 29, 2022