Chamfer

Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.

Aye, he Chamfers Jenks

Chamfer by Samwise May 23, 2003

Chamfer

Tesco worker with poor spelling and dodgy facial hair, usually Scottish

:chamfar:

Chamfer by ACE|FRAG January 7, 2003

Chamfer

Oddness itself

17:22:17 @Jenkski: i = ordered pizza
17:22:21 @Jenkski: hoorah for the intreenet
17:22:43 @Chamfer: you actualyy orderd a wifer on the net
17:22:49 @Chamfer: some thailand slut0r :P

Chamfer by Jenkski January 8, 2003

Chamfer

A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.

He can do a 12 inch Chamfer

Chamfer by Samwise May 25, 2003

Chamfer

neanderthal troglodyte of scottish-irish descent, usually possessing ginger hair and displaying homosexual tendencies

lol, are you chamfer?

Chamfer by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Chamfer

To fail at something in the worst and most embarassing possible fashion

"He chamfered that shot good and proper"

Chamfer by BombBomb May 24, 2003

Chamfer

A strange manifestation of oral love juice that tends to bubble slowly from the corner of the mouth.

He was talking a load of Chamfer.

Chamfer by Samwise May 23, 2003