See this is a rather complex matter. There is to the extent of my knowledge there are three definitions for chaffe.

1. There is the literal term for chaffe which is a rash induced my skin rubbing skin generally in the area of the crotch and or buttocks.

2. There is also a definition used interjenctionally as an irritation. Ususally caused by a broke friend.

3. Also when the night is in full swing and you couldn't be happier...That state of euphoria can also be described the final definition of chaffe.
1. The Heart is willing But The Ass Is Chaffed.

2. Man I told you twice I am not going To spot you a twenty, my lord dude you chaffe my ass.

3. I've already recieved my tax return man I'm Chaffed.

by Johnny Fenton January 26, 2008
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This word should not even be in the Urban Dictionary other than to list it as a misspelling, or to list an alternate meaning to the word. The word is spelled chafe and the definition is as follows:

Pronounced: CHāf

verb
3rd person present: chafes; past tense: chafed; past participle: chafed; gerund or present participle: chafing

1.

(of something restrictive or too tight) make (a part of the body) sore by rubbing against it.

synonyms: abrade, graze, rub against, gall, scrape, scratch; excoriate

(of a part of the body) be or become sore as a result of abrasive rubbing.

(of an object) rub abrasively against another object.

synonyms: abrade, graze, rub against, gall, scrape, scratch; excoriate

2.

rub (a part of the body) to restore warmth or sensation.

3.

become or make annoyed or impatient because of a restriction or inconvenience.

synonyms: be angry, be annoyed, be irritated, fume, be exasperated, be frustrated

noun
plural noun: chafes

1.

wear or damage caused by rubbing.

2.

archaic

a state of annoyance.
verb

"the collar chafed his neck"

"the grommet stops the cable from chafing on the metal"

"the bank chafed at the restrictions imposed upon it"
noun

"to prevent chafe the ropes should lie flat"
(misspelled as chaffe: must include the misspelled word in order to submit.)
by justanotherwordguy February 26, 2017
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Something that is of low quality and trashy. The opposite of swanky. From the Bible reference "separating the wheat from the chaff"
This Cafeteria lunch is so chaff.

That was a chaff pool shot.
by Swagmaster3.14159 September 8, 2015
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In politics, a countermeasure to Free Speech protections whereby threatening information is discredited by associating it with already-discredited information.
Citizen journalists are publishing articles about how our healthcare reform bill is really designed to work in favor of our interests and at the expense of minorities! We can't censor them! Quick! Publish a bunch of Chaff about UFOs and a Flat Earth and link it to their sites! That way it'll look like only conspiracy theorists view this kind of stuff and no one will take it seriously!

Yes, I know that when you see this book about the War on Amazon it says that all the customers also purchased books about Nazism and Holocaust denial, but that's just Chaff intended to make it look guilty by association.
by Forgiver July 26, 2017
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A person kept around during the zombie apocalypse by a group of survivors as the designated bait when running from zombies. Usually a slower, heavier or asthmatic person without stamina. The idea is that he/she will be the person at the back of the group and will be caught by the zombies thus allowing the rest of the group to escape.

It has its origins in WWII radar counter-measures - bogus targets dropped by aircraft to confound enemy surveillance.
"We keep Bill around as Chaff, we don't have to run fast, just faster than Bill....."

"Who's the Chaff in this group? Look around, if you can't pick him out, it's you!"
by Necropology October 17, 2012
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A chaff is the name given to a group (or person) of people who are moronic junkies who have dead end jobs and live in a rough estate.

Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'
you f***king chaff, p**s off back to your council flat
by craig.B November 22, 2004
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A radar countermeasure; a cloud of material which creates a cluster of false targets that swamps enemy radar, diverting attacks away from the primary target.
"So basically, Sarah Palin was deployed as chaff to draw fire away from McCain."
"Well, that figures--McCain is a military pilot after all."
by weskimcom September 9, 2008
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