Caudal and Cantle 

A term commonly used when a male human has attempted to mate with a horse, but said horse has decided to bolt for freedom while unfortunately tangling itself to the spurs of the ‘horse riders’ boots resulting in them being pulled along the ground, covered in hay, excrement and an erection the size of a snake.

Have you seen John since the Caudal and Cantle? I don’t think he’ll be getting that veterinarian of the year award after all.

I was into Caudal and Cantle before TikTok made it mainstream

Caudal and Cantle is not something your father talks about at the Actuaries Annual Gala darling!

Caudal and Cantle by CrudePierre November 3, 2021

Causally Disconnected 

Due to the property of exponential universal expansion, all non-local baryonic matter will eventually be displaced beyond the cosmic horizon and forever out of our reach.

Shit, ANOTHER Galaxy just disappeared over the cosmic horizon... forever Causally Disconnected from us. Even travelling at the speed of light, we could never catch it...never.

Causally Disconnected by YAWA July 25, 2019

causality 

Noun (physics terminology): the natural sequential relation between any cause and its subsequent effect in the known universe, in which any effect is invariably preceded by the cause of that effect, and never the reverse.

"Newton's Third Law of Motion is essentially a confirmation of the principle of causality."

causality by speedog April 30, 2010

Cadalina 

Legendary Goddess of Beauty, Love, and Water. Sweet, kind, caring, frisky, emotional, major attitude, beautiful, easy to get alone with, defensive, brings to all, suductive, sensitive, protective, and smart.

Wow, that girl is so Cadalina!
I wish I had a Cadalina friend!

Cadalina by SweetBloodRose December 13, 2009

caudell 

people with this name tend to be the best in the world. Nice, caring, understanding , and good looking too. Really don't bother people or instigate anything, but don't mess with them too much because they will smack the snot out of you and laugh about it later. Usually packing 7.5 inche or more and knows how to use it.

Damn Johnny he gave you a Caudell.

I hope Caudell asks me out he is the pefect guy.

When we got in the room I saw his Caudell and almost died.

caudell by Damonster February 5, 2010

temporal causality poop

The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.

Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!

temporal causality poop by MisterFarenheight August 14, 2011

caddalick 

The vehicle of which the rapper Rich Boy claims to have just bought in the track "Throw Some D's". He claims that he would indeed like to heave some ten-thousand dollar "D's" (short for Dubs) at the car, resulting in damage to the vehicle, likely wasting much of the money that he claims to have.

However, my research shows that there is no such car named a "Caddalick."

Just bought a Caddalick. (Throw some D's on that bitch!)

caddalick by FauxRapper November 11, 2007