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used as a negative argument, expressing disbelief for any situation or sentence - not to use around formal people, unless very close to you (as in a business meeting with some old partners, for example).

Can also be used as a synonim to beat someone really hard.
O cara é rico? Rico o cacete! Ele não tem nada! - That guy, rich? No fucking way! He ain't got nothing!

Você é o chefe aqui? O cacete! Zé Maluco é que é o chefe! - You're the boss here? My ass! Zé Maluco is the Boss!

Se ele não parar, vou dar um cacete nesse cara! - If he doesn't stop, I'm gonna beat the guy's face up!

A policia chegou e desceu o cacete! - The cops arrived and beat everybody down!
cacete by tedesco September 27, 2008
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A synonim to "dick", "prick", "rod", i.e. penis, in brazilian slang
Chupa meu cacete, querida. (Come lick my dick, darling)
cacete by lycanthropus February 12, 2006
1) O orgão genital masculino.

2) Uma surra.

3) Uma situação difícil ou entediante.

4) Pedaço de pau, geralmente cilíndrico, com uma das pontas grossas. Utilizado para bater em pessoas ou animais. Também é referido como cassetete.
1) Fulano tem um cacete comprido.

2) Fulano deu um cacete em beltrano.

3) É um cacete quando a tela do Windows fica azul (pane).

4) Vou pegar o cacete para acabar com essa discussão
Cacete by Mitaí October 22, 2013
caseten is a quiet but loving soul. Has an odd sense of humor but will keep you smiling, he will most likely be a gamer or outside daredevil. He is very honest and loyal will always stay true to the ones he loves and will take care of anyone who comes into his life. most casetens are born with 6 packs. very smart and intriguing to talk to. Will be quiet in confrontation but he will be the first to stand up and defend his family. most casetens have two middle names. caseten is a great friend to have and anyone would be lucky to have a caseten in their life!
caseten- someone who is loving and caring and that should be kept around
caseten by case-ten May 15, 2021

Cascelerate 

A method of speeding up a walk in a studied manner to try and disguise the increased speed and appear to be casually sauntering with an unconcerned air. Mainly deployed by dudes on public transport when trying to reach the last empty seat ahead of a pregnant chick.
Dude (thinking): "Shit, only one seat left. No way am I standing on this shit. If I cascelerate I can make it ahead of that heifer"
(after sitting down) "My bad, she's sprogged up. Still if I don't look at her, I ain't seen her..."

Lisa: "I got on the bus with five bags from the supermarket. Was just about to sit down when this ass shot past me into the seat. Tried to make out he hadn't seen me"
Ashley: He cascelerated past you. A hole.
Cascelerate by The_Trill_LV October 31, 2013

Calcetear 

1.verb to forcibly leave someone in stockings
+¿Ma hommie vamos a Calcetear?
-No,hommie
Calcetear by swap17 June 9, 2020