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3 definitions by The_Trill_LV

 
1.
Wag
When you ring a friend on his cell phone, he sees it is you and rejects the call
"Man, I rang Brad and it cut off after two rings. He's totally wagged me."

"Dude, I can't believe you wagged me last night. I thought you had more respect."
by The_Trill_LV June 29, 2013
 
2.
When a friend of acquaintance adds an inexplicable surcharge to a casual financial transaction - which you strongly suspect him of pocketing.
"The ticket for the gig said $45 but he hirstied it to $50. He mumbled something about booking charges. "

First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."
by The_Trill_LV June 29, 2013
 
3.
When a dude settles for a chick several leagues below what he could have attained.
Person 1: "Man, Jake is ripped and pretty hot. What is he doing with that Hobag?"
Person 2: "He has totally Federered"

"I really need to have sex tonight. I'll play it safe in the club and go for a Federer"
by The_Trill_LV June 29, 2013