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Carmelized Badger 

A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.
After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.
Carmelized Badger by cueprod November 2, 2010

carmelized nuts 

Dipping one's scrotum into a pot of boiling caramel, then letting it harden and allowing someone else to lick it clean.
Bruh, yesterday Brad had some carmelized nuts that sally licked clean.

get caramelized 

When a person who acts nice but is actually a snake gets exposed- The phrase is as it is because when you make caramel you burn sugar (as in a "sweet" person)
Person 1- "ugh I hate that girl Sasha, she's such a lying bitch. She acts nice to me when others are around but talks trash about me behind my back"

Person 2- " yo didn't you hear she got caramelized"

Person 1- "ayyy finally people know her for who she actually is"

Person 1- "YOUUUUUU ARE A LIAR I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS HOE"

Person 2- "nOooo"

Person 1- "Get caramelized you cunt"
get caramelized by Sofiuh April 23, 2017

tall carmelite

1. a tonsured monk of some stature

2. an order at Starbucks
She: "I'll have a tall carmelite."
He: " Heavenly Father, my vows!"
tall carmelite by cisco djidd July 11, 2009
The most swaggy and milfey of them all, an amazing girl who can make sure your mentally stable
Person 1: Whoahhh who is that Milf?
Person 2: That’s my mummy Carmelice

carmeled 

Verb (car-mull)- The act of placing a finger up someones anus in a homosexual manner. Also used as ones attempt to be funny but fails miserably in an extremely gay manner.

Origin- Carmel HS
Boy 1: Did you hear that story of how that kid got carmeled on the bus?
Boy 2: Yeah, thats unfortunate. No ones behind is safe in Carmel.
carmeled by HSEownsCarmel February 27, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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