Care Plan

1)A bull shit assignment given to nursing students who have a lot of better things to do. Professors give these when they know the students don't have the time for it. Usually consists of at least 20 nursing diagnosis, and complete bull shit.

Joe: Fuck, i got this 20 page care plan to do.

Erin: Yeah me too, fuck those professors it's not like REAL nurses actually do these things... They just copy and paste.

Care Plan by AliceBobCarol March 6, 2009

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Carelandia

Carelandia is an island located in Nothern Europe it was formed by two unknown political figures who just won an election during the 2010s. It has a very low population consisting of only 120 people (as of writing)

Despite this However tourists who have visited the island always have positive things to say about it saying that they feel comfortable there and find it a nice place to unwind.

Hey have you visited Carelandia?

That's the island in Nothern Europe right? I haven't but I want to visit soon!

Carelandia by Hiraeth_ March 20, 2021

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Carplanking

When a car signals to turn but instead parks horizontally for an undefined period of time and the driver doesn't get out of the vehicle for the entire duration of the stop.

Dude the guy is signaling to stop but he is not getting out.
Don't worry. Her's carplanking.

Carplanking by W4rden July 24, 2011

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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