Soon-to-be ancient device, made by two guys that was very bored.

"Hey dude, I got an idea. I want to make a metallic construction, right? And it has weels, and a roof. And the seats have to be better than the ones at your house!"
"Thats a great idea - but lets put some more of those seats in the back!"
"No no, the back seats have to be terrible, with no leg room at all!"

Supposively, the 2nd person wanted to come up with a good idea, so he proclaimed:

"Hey! Lets put electic wires in the window so they dont get dim when its cold!"

Whereas the other replied:

Great idea, lets put those in the back window!
I drive a car to work.

I love my car.

Its not my car, its my love!
by Minokhoon June 02, 2005
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Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".
"Dude! Where's my car?"
by Anon May 06, 2003
A people shell with four wheels.

People wear these devices to give themselves super human powers, and other desirable attributes. Most notable is the ability to travel long distances very quickly.

Other powers include metal-muscles. For instance when a skinny little puerto rican fucktard starts crying because you've slowed way below the speed limit to punish him for his tailgating, he can yell "I'll fuck you up mother fucker and slam his dashboard" without actually getting his teeth punched in.
Girl: "oh, you have a nice car"
Guy: "oh, you noticed, I'm flattered..."
by spleen2006 May 13, 2006
something that goes, vrooooooom vroooooooooom=]
that car was going 120 miles per hour vroom bitchh vrooom
by yoooooo. April 01, 2008
A place where you can have sex.
Thats the 10th girl I've slammed in my car!
by Jenkins Biggs March 17, 2008
you must have this and money in order to attract females.
Bob: you get any a** lately?
Mike: F**k yeah, ever since I got a job and a new car the b**tches are lining up.
B**tch: Hey nice car!
Mike: Back of the line Ho wait your turn.
by Mike718 April 10, 2008
Car (verb) : A shout of warning during a street hockey game. Mainly Eastern Massachusetts dialect.
When a motorist is within fifty yards of the goal, one shouts "car" and the goal is removed until the car passes. There's no need to shout '"game on" as they do in Canada, where attention spans differ.
by Alexander Thompson March 01, 2004
A car = asian kryptonite!
"which part of the car is this... the break or the clutch?"
by Kristin Maynes August 18, 2006
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