545 definitions by Anon
A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's
1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
by anon Jun 26, 2004 add a video
Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".
"Dude! Where's my car?"
by Anon May 6, 2003 add a video
Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.
Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.
"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"
by Anon Jan 2, 2004 add a video
To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!
'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'
by anon May 22, 2004 add a video
A human with a very little brain. Can be recognised by their fake burberry, socks tucked into "sports label" trousers and endless tacky gold jewllery (mainly bought from Argos!). These primitive people are offten seen swearing,smoking and lobbing things at random people. Pity they can't see how lame they really are!
Just go into your local town centre there should be al least a gang of 8 hanging around a McDonalds somewhere....
by Anon Nov 15, 2003 add a video
(1) Anon. : Abbreviation of the word anonymous.
(2) anon : Archaic english word meaning 'soon, presently'.
(3) anon : Archaic english word meaning 'later, after a while,' contradicting (2).
(4) Anon : A registered member of The Sect of Homokaasu and participator in The Kill Everyone Project (TKEP).
(1) "As their number dwindled down from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry." -- Anon.
(2) "Come, anon!"
(3) See (2)
(4) "Anon's click is the biggest, much bigger than jaraxle's."
by Anon Jan 11, 2004 add a video
A British name for a vagina
I smashed that girls clunge good and proper.
by anon Jun 17, 2006 add a video