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15.
In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent. It comes from the word hooker. So when you call someone captain it's like Captain Hooke.
Sami: That point was mine, it hit the line!

Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!

(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)

Sami: Hey captain!
by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia August 15, 2008
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16.
A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.

A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!
Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!
by D0c February 22, 2006
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17.
The leader in a gay sex orgy, he often takes the more central role in the activities. The term 'captain' is often followed by a number denoting the number of parties involved.
The leader of a five man sex orgy would be known as 'captain5'.
by Rocko February 12, 2004
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18.
noun: a jackass or figure of authority worthy of slander
Hello Captian..er.. I mean officer.
by a lonley whore January 01, 2004
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20.
nickname or greeting for a porn fiend; someone who is constantly surfing for porn
"Hey Captain, you better re-laminate your laptop monitor."
by TT Boy December 17, 2003
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21.
1)A foolish person.

2) One who has done a good thing; elite.

3) Generic term of reference for anyone.
1) You fucking Captain! Look what you did to my jeans!

2) Way to go, Captain!!

3) Wuzzup, Captain.
by Noodles February 19, 2003
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