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noun: a jackass or figure of authority worthy of slander
Hello Captian..er.. I mean officer.
by a lonley whore January 01, 2004
(Australian Slang)- Captain Cook ; To take a look.
To look at, or to point ones attention to
Take a captain at the set on her
by sok August 26, 2003
v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly
I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!
by atemperman April 20, 2003
Word used to express good things, joy or awesomeness.
- Do you like my new jacket?
- It's captain!

- How was your weekend in Amsterdam?
- It was well captain!
by Drinkbord December 29, 2011
In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent. It comes from the word hooker. So when you call someone captain it's like Captain Hooke.
Sami: That point was mine, it hit the line!

Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!

(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)

Sami: Hey captain!
by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia August 15, 2008
nickname or greeting for a porn fiend; someone who is constantly surfing for porn
"Hey Captain, you better re-laminate your laptop monitor."
by TT Boy December 17, 2003