a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshit until they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.
You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.
by kmpistol July 16, 2009
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