The Pineda causeway is Brevard county's drag strip. You don't have to worry about getting pulled over because when you pass the cop doing 100 plus mph he'll never catch up.
Describes a troll on PMs, IMs, IRCs, message boards, forums, etc, that speaks only in uppercase letters. Usually, but not always, has a complete disregard for spelling and punctuation.
Dude 1: Did you watch the gamelast night?
Dude 2: OMG THAT WAZ SO AWESOME DID U SEE NO. TOTALLY PWN3D MAXIMUM PWNAGE IM HUNGRY I WANT TACOS LOL!!!!!1111!!ONE
Dude 1: Shut up, capswhore.
(adj) used to describe someone that always forgets to turn their caps lock off when they're done using it, resulting in entire clauses of accidentalcapitalization.