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Capstone 

A torturous heart-aching program created by the devils themselves, The College Board. The College Board are a bunch of saggy old people thinking of ways to ruin the lives of thousands of teens all around the world. Capstone isn't as heartwarming as a literal stone with a cap, it is as stressful as being a democrat in the Trump States.
Jerome contracted AIDS, HIV, and Down Syndrome due to the constant rape by AP Capstone
Capstone by PissedOffCapstoner November 23, 2016

Capstone 

It is a assignment that tortures you from the fucking beginning and you can’t escape it. This follows you from the end of time and it’s a bitch to do.
Capstone is a son of a bitch
Capstone by DC Samuel February 5, 2018

Capstone 

A fucking stupid project that high schools love to give out to torture spoiled teenagers. Well, you also have to do this shit in some high academic colleges too.
Pen kid: Hey man let's chill for the next couple months together.
PV kid: Nah, I have to do this fucking Capstone Project which instead wastes time and takes several months to finish.
Capstone by AdomC March 6, 2015
A surname modified from the italian one Capristo.
My fictional's character surname is Capristan. It sounds really elegant!
Capristan by kenn_sugusjeje December 8, 2022

capstone 

A paper assigned in Modern World Fiction class that is about 8-9 pages in length that requires students to write about a bunch of crap that women discuss in their free time. We're supposed to fill 8-9 pages with our thoughts about our experiences and whatnot but its really quite pointless and cuts into one's masturbation and quadmate torturing time. Most people get stuck at the 1.5 pages mark and cannot continue to write due to their sudden development of chlamydia.
Mike: this capstone paper sucks
Teddy: word
capstone by mike xie December 10, 2006

senior capstone 

An impossible project created by Richland Collegiate High School to inflict pain and unnecessary torture upon the seniors of the program.

A paper composed of roughly 15 pages of BS in MLA or APA format that is usually finished seconds before the due date. The project also includes a working model/representation of whatever the BS paper was suppose to explain.
A: Hey wanna go out this weekend?

B: I can't

A: Why?

B: I have stupid senior capstone

A: Forget that! Just throw something together night before

like everyone else.

B: OK!

Man that assignment was pointless! It was such a senior capstone.
senior capstone by napkin fiasco November 14, 2009