Stoned Guy 1: "Monkey squirrel banana sandwhich, it's so fucking hard to type this."
Stoned Guy 2: "Capos?"
Dude 2: No need to re-tune, just put a capo on the first fret!
Dude 1: but now the 12th fret nat. harmonic isnt on the 12th fret.
Dude 2: SHUT UP!