caponed

When you are owned by Al Capone or owned in a mob style.

Man that accountant in The Untouchables just got caponed.

by Jake Plewa November 4, 2005

caponed

verb. Being Owned, but worse. Derived from the name Capone.

Dude, that guy just got totally caponed.

by dpleplpre August 14, 2006

caponed

Caponed - verb - To get away with, or avoid judgement for, an egregious violation of the law or morals, only to be punished for a lesser offense which serves as justice-by-proxy for the greater offense.

Paul Wolfowitz got away with starting the Iraq War, but is about to get fired from the World Bank for promoting his girlfriend. He got "Caponed".

by dave3172 April 13, 2007

Caponer

Getting extremely excited about something nobody cares about.

Dan got a caponer when thinking about the high school football game.

by candapone March 11, 2014

capon

a castrated male chicken

you are a damn capon

by jason October 22, 2003

capone

Reference to Al Capone, famous Chicago gangster. If you're "straight up capone" you're a true gangsta out there on the streets, not one to be fucked with.

"You're straight up capone"

by Pablo Escobar September 4, 2004

Capon

1.Something or someone that fails in an epic scale of things.
2.To lose your testicles

1.Ewwww Brian capon!!
2.You caponing now boy!

by anonymouslanguage September 22, 2009