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1.
1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.
1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"
by distortion November 07, 2003
 
2.
The act of finishing a bowl of marijuana.
"Hey man, give me a rip."
"Sorry, but it's cacked."
by AlexFB July 05, 2006
 
3.
A word used to describe your state of being. Can also be a verb. similar to Fuck
Lets get cacked!

This dude is cacked!

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Lets get high!
This dude is fucked!
by The minimalist party November 01, 2011
 
4.
To be incredibly drunk or to drink an excess amount of alcohol
I got cacked off of that thirty rack last night
by Blazed Joker July 26, 2009
 
5.
Died suddenly. Typically used to describe the improbable outcome of death due to unusual or unlikely circumstances.
The guy was a marathoner his whole life, model of fitness for everyone we know. He was taking out the garbage this morning when he just cacked.
by LKool June 14, 2007
 
6.
an expelled turd
that turd floating in the bowl looks freshly cacked
by churd2 January 26, 2009
 
7.
1) adj. when an object becomes severely damaged
2) adj. when a human becomes extremely injured by way of drinking or other substance enhanced state
3) adj. when a situation becomes intolerable
Man Simko was really Cacked when he broke ripped the door off the bathroom stall. The whole stall is completely Cacked dude.
by The Smiling Bandit March 02, 2005