7 definitions by Eris

A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
by Eris June 22, 2003
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Refers to the way a person, usually a woman, looks. Hotter than a hottie. The combination of the phrase way sexy.
by Eris October 3, 2004
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A derogatory term for a bureaucrat or other order-obsessed person. This word is used almost exclusively by practitioners of the Discordian religion.
I almost made it back out but this fucking greyface had to stop me and ask what I was doing goose-stepping naked around the cafeteria at four in the morning.
by Eris June 22, 2003
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a heterosexual female who pretends to be bisexual or lesbian for attention
by Eris January 16, 2005
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