cabbage

1. A leaf based vegetable, with green or purple leaves.

2. When used with reference to a person, a idiot, moron, retard, or most other insults.

1. A brought a mouldy cabbage.

2. Grant is such a cabbage.

by Scion April 16, 2004

cabbage

common word used to replace cunt should you not want to offend whoever you're talking to.

GF (with friends): "Hey baby"
BF: "Awww baby, why'd you bring those cabbages"

by Superiority September 13, 2007

cabbage

a taxi cab

grub is to grubbage
as cab is to cabbage

can also refer to another form of transportation, or ride.

my car broke down, so im gonna have to go find some cabbage

by pedro! November 5, 2005

cabbage

Cabbage (ka-bij)

a. Adj. Cabbage is what circus midgets smell like. Used to describe a person who smells foul like cabbage. see also Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

b. N. Someone who smell like the fool smelling vegetable with the same name.

a. You are a cabbage person!

b. You're such a cabbage!

by eboyd32 June 4, 2007

cabbage

when one's pissflaps lose tenacity

1: "man u still shaggin winny?"
2: "yeh totally dude bin trawlin her for a year or so now...she's becomin a bit of a cabbage patch kid tho."
1: "you fuck"

by pirate-core November 3, 2003

cabbage

Person with a low amount of brain cells, dumb, slow in the head.

"Whens the 5 o'clock bus coming?"

"Wtf!, what a cabbage!"

by Ezy Garcia October 18, 2007

cabbage

a taxi...as in cab...cabbage!

i'm sick of waiting for a bus. Lets call a cabbage.

by slimey January 14, 2005