cabbage

A term to describe something or someone that is really bad or lame

Man that Care Bear Movie was total cabbage
or
That Kenny G (in the key of G)is a real cabbage

by Undy Bumgrope June 22, 2004

I cabbaged my roommate's beer from the fridge last night.

by Tess27 December 4, 2006

Used in the context when someone is silly and often daft

Mark: Dude I had such a heavy night last night, I chundered all over myself on the train
Geoff: Hahah dude, your such a cabbage

by Walkdenenator March 28, 2008

weed, pot, swank, wakie tobackie, herb, hydro

Hey man, you got any cabbage?

by Zane December 17, 2003

A way to say money made famous by a Comcast commercial.

Save some cabbage by ordering Comcast today!

by Kaitlynfosho January 31, 2007

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself

Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.

by Joe =D June 3, 2007

A slightly dazed and confused guy from Canada.Survives mostly on pizza and rice.Wears a tinfoil hat and falls asleep at strange intervals.

by Zipperhead March 1, 2005