repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting
jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...
by ms.smoov June 18, 2011
A hot girl, often referred to as a fine or fresh piece of cabbage. A common phrase is "I'd farm that cabbage", used the same way one would use the phrase "I'd tap that". There is also "rotten cabbage" (an ugly chick), "bushy cabbage" (girl with nice boobs) and several other cabbage and farming-related metaphors.
Bobby: Do you see that nice fresh piece of cabbage over there?

Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that

Bobby: Let's go hit on her

Luke: Sure thing bro
by Kurt Neil June 10, 2011
Cabbage: cab-bage |ˈkabij| - Vulgar slang
Usage --> cabbage, cabbaged, cabbaging

Noun:

(1) a cultivated plant, eaten as a vegetable

(2) a certain area on the human body located specifically around the pubic bone

Adjective:

(1) A term used to describe something that is highly unpleasant to the senses

(2) A term used to describe someone who is behaving in a particularly unpleasant way

(3) A term used to describe something that is destroyed, ruined, or worse

Verb:

(1) A term used to insult, threaten, or other wise harm someone emotionally.
"Dude you're groin smells like Cabbage did you fuck that fat bitch again?"

"Gah, teddy's computer is so Cabbaged... I bet he's been watching porn every day for the past 20 years!"

"That flip was so Cabbage... he wasn't even close to landing it"

***Can also be used in phrases such as:

"I'll punch you in your Cabbage"

"Go Cabbage yourself"

"That is some messed up Cabbage"
by Alphabet_Soup June 07, 2009
Used in the context when someone is silly and often daft
Mark: Dude I had such a heavy night last night, I chundered all over myself on the train
Geoff: Hahah dude, your such a cabbage
by Walkdenenator March 28, 2008
1. A term used to describe the action of turning someone's belongings inside out - usually a bag or pencil case for example.
It is then common for the items to be put back after it has been turned inside out.
1. Someone cabbaged my pencil case and put all the pens and pencils back inside.. Now I'm going to have to put it right =
by Roger Howell February 27, 2008
Any extremely powerful shot in Foosball, often scored by the goalie and always accompanied by the sound of the ball smacking against the backplate of the goal.
"I hope you are hungry, because I just fed you some cabbage!"
by TerribleTrick November 13, 2007
a taxi cab

grub is to grubbage
as cab is to cabbage

can also refer to another form of transportation, or ride.
my car broke down, so im gonna have to go find some cabbage
by pedro! November 05, 2005

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