Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.
Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"
by Nick D September 1, 2004
A person's head. Called a cabbage because of the size/shape resemblance to the vegetable. A hip hop term.
When I'm attacking wack MCs I put automatics in the back of they cabbage and blast the cortex into fragments.
by psychicoctopus August 7, 2004
To cabbage someone.
Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)
Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)
by ^MisterJingo^ December 19, 2003
(v).- The action of just lying around all day doing nothing. Often involves keeping refreshments near oneself.
by B_Rock January 13, 2006
"I really want to stuff her cabbage."
"His douglas fits my cabbage nicely."
"We're going out looking for cabbage."
"She wanted me to go down on her, so I slapped her in the face with my douglas and said, 'Bitch, I'm not eating your rotten cabbage!'"
"I smashed her cabbage so hard there was cabbage juice on the ceiling. And my douglas."
"His douglas fits my cabbage nicely."
"We're going out looking for cabbage."
"She wanted me to go down on her, so I slapped her in the face with my douglas and said, 'Bitch, I'm not eating your rotten cabbage!'"
"I smashed her cabbage so hard there was cabbage juice on the ceiling. And my douglas."
by JW#1 November 3, 2006
i was gonna go down on my girl but when she dropped her panties, i was like damn, i'm not a vegatarian, thats way to much cabbage for my taste
by kas July 11, 2005
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
by pootytang112 April 28, 2009