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Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 08, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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to cabbage. the act of cabbaging someone is to grab their fist when they offer it for a fist bump. the term was coined because the created ball is said to look like a cabbage.
"cabbage" must be said after cabbaging someone.
FRIEND: wow that was amazing! knuckle-touch!
YOU: CABBAGE. but yeah, it was awesome.
by erverderh_kerderverh September 12, 2012
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ill split ya cabbage
by the autonomous heartbeat May 29, 2009
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To cabbage someone.
Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)
I cabbed <name> out!
Dude, stop trying to cabbage me!
by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003
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A green, oddly shaped, foul tasting vegatable.
A favourate among those who like cabbages.
That green lump there, it looks like a cabbage!
by Alex Wight January 19, 2004
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A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
by Eris June 22, 2003
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money, cash, dough, or dollars
by chasedadcaptainds April 03, 2008
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