Fecal bisquick 

The type of shit you have that is anything but solid. It pours out of your butt like Bisquick pancake batter except no ones making breakfast. Consistency and smell may vary depending on food and beverage consumed prior to dropping a batter of fecal bisquick.

Fecal bisquick: When you have to drop a slop, aka a sloppy poop, dump, shit.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.

Fecal bisquick by loschris44 January 3, 2014

dirty basquiat

when a guy walks out of a public restroom with the paper toilet seat cover hanging from the back of his pants

Yo Lenny must have been wasted after the Atomic Buds concert because he came home wearing a dirty basquiat!

dirty basquiat by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

basquillion 

More than a squillion which is equal to a billlion bajillions, a basquillion is basically a bajillion bajillions.

I have seen every episode of Seinfeld a basquillion times and I never get tired of them.

basquillion by words are fun April 7, 2007

Bubquizzal 

An ultimate sex orgy with more men then women preferably a minimum 3 to 1 ratio at all times.

joe: dude what you doing tonight?
tom: nothing why?
joe: you wanna have a bubquizzal? Julie and pedro are coming over too.
Tom: YES!

Bubquizzal by momo1695 December 3, 2010

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit! by Dogs! May 17, 2010

bisquito

bis qui toe

Noun

Used in place of other words. Has no actual meaning. Sole purpose to aggravate your friends, or stimulate conversation.

Also can be used to break the silence, or help to engage in serious laughter.

Similar to burness

Jon: I want no tomatoes.
Anne: Oh, now you hate bisquitos?
John: OMG, he hates bisquitos!!!
Jon: What's a bisquito?
Anne: John, Jon doesn't know what bisquitos are...HAHA.
John: I know, he totally thinks they are tomatoes!!
Jon: I love french fries!!
Anne: Jon loves bisquitos!!!
Jon: So bisquitos are french fries???
John: ANNE!!! HAHA!!! He thinks they are french fries!!!
Anne: He is so stupid..HAHAHA!

also:

silence
silence

BISQUITO, BISQUITO...BISQUITO!!!

LAUGHTER!!!! BAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

bisquito by John W [dirtynap.com] March 5, 2007

bisquit hooks 

Another name for hands.

"Hey!! Get your bisquit hooks off my cookies!!"

bisquit hooks by Mel Function September 5, 2003