I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next
fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will
understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till
the next one comes.