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Butlered 

When one unwittingly makes a mistake with massive financial implications, finding the resulting chaos humorous until one ironically realises that the pandemonium is a result of their foolish actions. A term that is utilized broadly within the accounting industry.
Millions of dollars gone and it was your fault and you didn't even know it. You butlered it
Butlered by Office_bitch May 15, 2013
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Butlered 

To be over served with wine purposefully by refilling ones glass constantly
This morning was rough, I got Butlered last night at my friend's house.
Butlered by BigDutch July 25, 2018

ferris buellered 

When a valet takes your car for a joy ride.
I should have know that something was up when the valet smiled as I handed him the keys to my brand new corvette. Little did I know, he ferris buellered me while I was in the restaurant eating.
ferris buellered by raincreek September 28, 2014

Scat burgler 

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.
I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.
Scat burgler by Apoclamite March 20, 2023

Shlong Burgler 

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
Shlong Burgler by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Butlered 

A condition where one day dreams/fantasizes about having an imaginary butler to such an extent that, one forgets everything else in the world. It is common for one who suffers from such a condition to keep repeatedly mentioning things about this imaginary butler.
A: "She keeps sprouting nonsense about some butler.. I wonder what's up"
B: "Oh just ignore her! She has been watching too many dramas and stuff and has become totally butlered!"
Butlered by craylulu.ki October 30, 2014

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.
"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"


Turtle-Burgered by Roy Biv March 9, 2009