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bum muff 

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.
1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv
bum muff by cumbubble June 11, 2006
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bum muffin 

Another term for a bagle, used mostly by people with a dislike towards them.
Why are you eating that bum muffin?
bum muffin by eZsteve February 4, 2007

bum muffin 

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit
bum muffin by Simon November 11, 2004

funky bum muffin 

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.
"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"
funky bum muffin by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

muffin bum 

you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-butt and theyre too tight he'll end up with a muffin bum (ie his upper bum overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off...

guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!
girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a muffin bum!

girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!
muffin bum by zebby.27 March 14, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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