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Baseline Budgeting 

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.
John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.

Buffeting 

A word often used by James May while accelerating on Top Gear.
Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''

buggering arseholes 

Expletive to be used when a simple "Shit!" just won't cut the mustard.
Oh buggering arseholes, I've sent the porn subscription to Aunt Mabel and the get well soon card to Paul Raymond Publishing.
buggering arseholes by mockschmock December 14, 2006
The act of asking someone to do something repeatedly, and therefore annoying them greatly.
"Hey, come to _____'s party?"

"Nah, I don't want to."

"Seriously, just come along, it'll be fun."

"No, I've got better things to do."

"Awh, comon' it won't be that late, it's only till 12."

"NO, fucking stop badgering me."
Badgering by LezPaulEpiphone June 30, 2010
Comes from the word "budget" which is to manage your money, and the word "minimize", which usually means you are in the act of making smaller.
1) I need to budgetize my money for the parties this weekend.

2) I need to budgetize my money for that trip to Las Vegas next month!
budgetize by Nick October 15, 2004

Double bucketing 

It's a term used to describe the walk of a person who has consumed to much Ketamin.Imagine someone with a bucket stuck on each foot trying to walk,you get the picture.
"Check out that crusty munter double bucketing like a good 'un".