Brown Box 

A term used to describe a hard turn a driver just made. The notion is that the turn was so abrupt and so scary, that it would not be impossible that someone's shorts would have turned brown. It's meant to be used to acknowledge the person driving turned WAY too hard, and encourage them to drive safer and turn with more care. Another way of saying "you almost killed us with your driving"

In a car of 4 people, the driver makes a hard right turn that almost flips the car and the tires on the car squeal.
The passengers yell out "Brown Box!"

Brown Box by joeschmoeseph May 11, 2022

brown box 

to take a steamy shit in a box and give it to someone as a gift.

dammit i forgot to get henry a gift." "just give him a brown box.

brown box by stackattack January 2, 2011

brown box 

A brown box is a hardware product that includes only the necessary products needed to install into a computer.

These products are generally much cheaper than a retail version of the product because it does not include the standard box and other miscellaneous paper inserts.

A computer video card that is a brown box will likely only include the actual card in an anti-static bag and the software (drivers).

brown box by Paul .D April 27, 2006

brown box 

This term is used to refer to a fine curvy brown-skinned woman, usually Mexican, Puerto Rican, Cuban, or Brazilian.

We threw our funds together, bought a cheap van, and went to Mexico in search of some brown box.

brown box by unfitmothers April 9, 2010

brown-box 

An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.

I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.

brown-box by Eener3000 April 27, 2010

brown eye hot box

When an individual farts in someone else's mouth

Kevin was receiving anal pleasure when his lovers mouth was filled with a smelly gas spilling out of Kevin's butt hole.

While in prison, Chingy slipped on a bar of soap while showering, falling on top of another inmate. His mouth landed on the inmates button right as the inmate was going to use the bathroom. He had just finished eating his Mexican beans he had for lunch and could no longer hold the gas in any more. The inmate released a large fart into Chingy's mouth, giving him a brown eye hot box.

brown eye hot box by OG_Funbun September 24, 2013

Brown Boxer 

This is what you call a fart that usually ends up causing you to change out your underwear.

Adam: "Hey Josh, that fart sounded so loud just now. That is not appropriate for work"

Josh: "Not only is it not appropriate, I think it was a Brown Boxer too....I gotta go!"

Brown Boxer by Cheezedadadada November 6, 2010