Brosmith 

Brosmith (n) Brosmythe - One who takes normal, unrefined men, and shapes them in to bros. Basically, as a blacksmith takes normal, unrefined metals, and shapes them into all kinds of things, so does a Brosmith with respect to bros.

James Myers, wow, that guy is a real brosmith.

Brosmith by Michael Terrence Mullin December 3, 2007

Brolita 

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.

"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."

Brolita by tylercee January 15, 2010

broliterate 

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.

Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.

broliterate by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009

broslice 

A bro, a brosif, a broheim. A brother from another mother.

Also can refer to a brother from the same mother.

"What up"
"Chillin with the broslice."

broslice by Broham Brosef March 1, 2008

Brolitia 

noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.

Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia

a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.

b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.

c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.

Brolitia by Evander Brolyfield April 29, 2010

Brostitute 

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

Broslut 

A bro who has too many 'bromances.'

"Dude, Greg is such a broslut. I see him bromancing it up with Ted and Jim all the time!"

Broslut by sluggybuggy March 31, 2009