broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

broken pecker by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

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Broken Picker

An attraction to people of the opposite sex that are wrong or bad for you.

A woman who keeps dating emotionally unavailable men. If you walk through a room of successful eligible men and find yourself attracted to the hunky and misunderstood busboy who just happens to be on parole and technically married you might have a broken picker. If he moves in with you a week later you do have a broken picker. See video www.brokenpickerfixer.com

Broken Picker by The Broken Picker Fixer July 10, 2010

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Broken picker

When every person you choose to date is toxic, broken or all wrong for you but you can’t stop chasing them. You suffer from a broken picker.

She always wants a bad boy, girl got a broken picker.

Broken picker by Soonerbex November 7, 2020

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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