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bootytunity 

(1) The opportunity to get some booty.
(2) A booty opportunity.
(3) A chance for intercourse.
"Because Brad insulted Jessica, his once available bootytunity is now lost."
"Kelly's parents went out for the night. She fully took advantage of the bootytunity and invited her boyfriend over for a sexy rendezvous."
bootytunity by yablakas March 29, 2015

bootytoo 

A tattoo that is visible across one's lower backside at the waistline. Usually it's something to read while one bangs away doggy style. Some females have their names inscribed so the banger doesn't call out the wrong name.
Can be underlined by a bright colored thong that is always visible.
Her bootytoo said "Open All Night!"
bootytoo by YogaBilly January 10, 2006

Bootytang 

A word used in any sentence and any situation. Mainly to create a diversion in an uncomfortable conversation.
Mrs. B told me to be quiet and i replied Bootytang.
Bootytang by Licka Mia Bowls January 28, 2008

bootyconsumer.exe 

The funny guy on Instagram that is sexy and posts funny memes to the public
"Yo do you follow bootyconsumer.exe on Instagram?" "Yeah I heard he has a huge cock and he's so funny!"

bootycondriactism 

the medical condition of grabbing someone's booty by accident
I accidentally grabbed her booty because I have bootycondriactism
bootycondriactism by @ngelo August 14, 2011

bootywonkis 

something that is dumb or unintelligent

something that can be annoying or stupid

to rub someone the wrong
That girls outfit is bootywonkis.
Im not doing that cause it is bootywonkis
bootywonkis by Jamny Jamster August 3, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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