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bootytunity 

(1) The opportunity to get some booty.
(2) A booty opportunity.
(3) A chance for intercourse.
"Because Brad insulted Jessica, his once available bootytunity is now lost."
"Kelly's parents went out for the night. She fully took advantage of the bootytunity and invited her boyfriend over for a sexy rendezvous."
bootytunity by yablakas March 29, 2015

bootytoo 

A tattoo that is visible across one's lower backside at the waistline. Usually it's something to read while one bangs away doggy style. Some females have their names inscribed so the banger doesn't call out the wrong name.
Can be underlined by a bright colored thong that is always visible.
Her bootytoo said "Open All Night!"
bootytoo by YogaBilly January 10, 2006

Bootytang 

A word used in any sentence and any situation. Mainly to create a diversion in an uncomfortable conversation.
Mrs. B told me to be quiet and i replied Bootytang.
Bootytang by Licka Mia Bowls January 28, 2008

bootyconsumer.exe 

The funny guy on Instagram that is sexy and posts funny memes to the public
"Yo do you follow bootyconsumer.exe on Instagram?" "Yeah I heard he has a huge cock and he's so funny!"

bootycondriactism 

the medical condition of grabbing someone's booty by accident
I accidentally grabbed her booty because I have bootycondriactism
bootycondriactism by @ngelo August 14, 2011

bootywonkis 

something that is dumb or unintelligent

something that can be annoying or stupid

to rub someone the wrong
That girls outfit is bootywonkis.
Im not doing that cause it is bootywonkis
bootywonkis by Jamny Jamster August 3, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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