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bootytunity 

(1) The opportunity to get some booty.
(2) A booty opportunity.
(3) A chance for intercourse.
"Because Brad insulted Jessica, his once available bootytunity is now lost."
"Kelly's parents went out for the night. She fully took advantage of the bootytunity and invited her boyfriend over for a sexy rendezvous."
bootytunity by yablakas March 29, 2015

bootytoo 

A tattoo that is visible across one's lower backside at the waistline. Usually it's something to read while one bangs away doggy style. Some females have their names inscribed so the banger doesn't call out the wrong name.
Can be underlined by a bright colored thong that is always visible.
Her bootytoo said "Open All Night!"
bootytoo by YogaBilly January 10, 2006

Bootytang 

A word used in any sentence and any situation. Mainly to create a diversion in an uncomfortable conversation.
Mrs. B told me to be quiet and i replied Bootytang.
Bootytang by Licka Mia Bowls January 28, 2008

bootyconsumer.exe 

The funny guy on Instagram that is sexy and posts funny memes to the public
"Yo do you follow bootyconsumer.exe on Instagram?" "Yeah I heard he has a huge cock and he's so funny!"

bootycondriactism 

the medical condition of grabbing someone's booty by accident
I accidentally grabbed her booty because I have bootycondriactism
bootycondriactism by @ngelo August 14, 2011

bootywonkis 

something that is dumb or unintelligent

something that can be annoying or stupid

to rub someone the wrong
That girls outfit is bootywonkis.
Im not doing that cause it is bootywonkis
bootywonkis by Jamny Jamster August 3, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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