Alabama Bootstraps 

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.

I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.

Alabama Bootstraps by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

Booby-traps 

(adj.)An unavoidable obstacle which causes the victim to waste a small but valuable amount of time.

see booby

E.g.(1)- I just had to run into the mall to make a payment and there were booby-traps everywhere. First, the were little kids running into me, then the was a handicapped person in a wheelchair zig-zagging every which way so I couldn't pass by. It turned a 5 minute task into a 30 minute journey.

E.g. (2) - In a party setting, this term usually describes a woman "cock-block." I was kickin' it to Chelsea trying to land a late night hookup, and Marla (ex-girlfriend) came over and booby-trapped me. Telling me she misses me and sabotaging my whole operation. She completely blew my chances.

Booby-traps by Foster, Matt June 8, 2007

Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps 

As someone who's come from an upper middle class family, got rich in early 30's, lost all money over women and got poor in mid 30's, got rich again briefly afterwards, got very poor again afterwards living in a shelter, and then finally got rich yet again... I can attest that every time I got back up, I pulled myself up by my bootstraps. It was a very effective technique. I recommend it!

Joe: Mom, they fired me from the job! Said I can't code for shit!
Mom: Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps son! Life is tough, but you gotta be tougher and beat it!

Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps by OffBeatDrummer April 7, 2020

boobstraps 

Another name for a bra. It originated from our four year old who asked ...

"Mommy why did you take your boobstraps off?"

boobstraps by Givner July 10, 2009

BootyTrap 

Similar to a booby-trap in the regards of trapping a person and leaving them debilitated. But a booty-trap is the same concept but the prey is unsuspecting women who u have chosen to Mate with and share DNA.

Steve -"Theres no way this bootytrap is going to work paul"

Paul-" The bootytrap never fails"

BootyTrap by randy Farris April 5, 2011

Boobtrapped 

The feeling a man or a lesbian gets when putting his or her face between very large breasts.

A very simple trap that catches a boob.

Bob felt boobtrapped when Lauren put her very large breasts in his face.

Bob boobtrapped the moron who was stealing his chickens every night.

Boobtrapped by thatguy011071 January 12, 2010

Boobtrapped 

The feeling that some men have when surfing the Internet, as if they cannot esscape the multiplying preponderance of boobs all over the place, from websites to blogs to spam.

"My girlfriend joked to me last night that my computer might be boobytrapped, but what I think she meant was boobtrapped, because, man, I am surrounded by boobs almost everywhere I go online."

-- Overheard at a water cooler at an office in Palo Alto, California

Boobtrapped by PRwiz101 August 27, 2009