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boaters license 

a very large dick that floats like a bouy and you need a license for
Victoria do you have your boaters license? No? Then we will get you a sex change!
boaters license by Hoodz May 3, 2005

Motor boaters 

The medium- to large-sized breasts of a woman when clothed by a low cut garment that only extends superiorly as far as the widest point of her bust.

Can predispose the bearer to nipple slip.
"So I'm just trying to work, and in she walks with these motor boaters, all cooing and jiggling, and I about f*!cking lost my mind!"
Motor boaters by atajack August 5, 2009

Stiv Bators 

Born Steven John Bator but better known by his alias, Stiv Bators. An extremely attractive badass and rock 'n' roll legend. The lead singer of one of the best punk bands in history, the Dead Boys, as well as The Wanderers, Lords of The New Church, and some solo work. He once died on stage during a Lords of The New Church show by hanging himself with a microphone cable and was clinically dead for around a minute - “Once you've actually died on stage…, I mean, how do you top that?”. Unfortunately he died permanently in 1990 after being knocked off his motorbike by some clumsy jerkoff in a car. Stiv Bators is one of the coolest, greatest, and under recognized dudes in rock/punk history, no modern nor future musicians will ever be able to top him.
"I wish I had a time machine just to go back and give Stiv Bators a blowjob in the CBGB's bathroom"
Stiv Bators by malaise621984 April 2, 2025

VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS 

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.
I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026